Three kittens to save, with only two hands
So he shoved the odd one down his pants.
Down from the tree, there arose a great shout
When the third one peaked its head on out.
The outcry was such, that he nearly died
For it had been in his underwear, right beside--
Though he had not technically broken the law,
He paid a price, for it wasn't declawed.
So after all the lawsuits and legal fights,
Superheroes now wear only tights.
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